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If we had to jump from a sinking ship in hypothermic waters and only had a fairly large wooden slab to cling to, I would definitely make room for you.
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Remember when we both wanted to say, “I love you,” but instead said, “I really … what’s that word again? I think there’s a word for the thing we’re feeling. It’s not “like” but we couldn’t possibly say, you know … what could it be? That was fun but also a lot of words to say.
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Most of my relationships have made my life feel smaller.
In this one, it feels expansive.
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Pro’s
Has the best laugh, hair, and style in the room
Is one of the kindest and most genuine people I have ever met
Has the best worn t-shirts for me to wear to bed
Is a really fucking good writer – what a turn-on
Is willing to put in the work without acting like I’m work
Gives generously
Supports me and my work
Thinks I’m smart and hot
Has an amazing cock – like, damn
Has pets – that’s always a good sign
Gives off major “Daddy” energy
Picks up the tab – sorry, but I like to get treated
Is artistic and likes doing art things with me
Likes my cooking
Has never gaslit me
Clearly has my back
Loves my ass – that’s a non-negotiable
Has chest hair – another non-negotiable
Loves the same music as me
Is nice to his mom
Lets me read aloud to him in the car
Con’s
Feeds his cats wet stinky food
Falls asleep during movies
Wants to fuck every day (just kidding, that’s a pro)
Takes forever to make coffee
Is an “over the roll” T.P. guy
Hasn’t done cocaine
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Things I think about when I imagine a home with you:
Goats so we can have goat’s milk and cheese even though I can’t enjoy it. At least I can use the goat milk soap.
A garden with a rotten wooden fence that smells like leather tack and red delicious apples
A king bed with lot of pillows
Big, eastern-facing windows
Egg-producing chickens
Many pets
Curtains, not blinds
A kitchen that is always full of food
Our own studios
Dry, creaking wood floors
Too much art
Books, books, records, books
SEX and lots of it
Candlelight
A hot tub, obviously
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Daddy?
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I promise to suck your cock any time you ask for it, unless I’ve just eaten.
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If you ever invite me to spend a holiday with your family, I promise to:
Take one to two naps per day, esp if people start watching sports.
Disappear without notice when people start reminiscing.
Help with the dishes.
Play with the kids and try to sit at the kids’ table.
To just say, “it’s complicated” if anybody asks about my family, past, or tattoos.
Try to fuck you at inappropriate times in inappropriate places.
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My intuitive understanding of you is a gift.
You understand me with your entire body.
Let’s communicate in scents.
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What a joy to look ahead to read into the signs of your future. So much happiness is in store for you that the most brilliantly lighted stars will be put to shame by the brightness of your life.
Ah, this is not all caused by sheer good luck. Nay, nay my friend, your perseverance, your clever ways of handling your domestic problems and your sincerity in dealing with others are pointing the way to their reward.
Some strangers will urge you to get into a gambling proposition. Avoid this, and you will be forever grateful.
“Oh happiness what an elusive thing you are< But thank God you were born beneath its star.” – Estrella