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Pro’s
Has the best laugh, hair, and style in the room
Is one of the kindest and most genuine people I have ever met
Has the best worn t-shirts for me to wear to bed
Is a really fucking good writer – what a turn-on
Is willing to put in the work without acting like I’m work
Gives generously
Supports me and my work
Thinks I’m smart and hot
Has an amazing cock – like, damn
Has pets – that’s always a good sign
Gives off major “Daddy” energy
Picks up the tab – sorry, but I like to get treated
Is artistic and likes doing art things with me
Likes my cooking
Has never gaslit me
Clearly has my back
Loves my ass – that’s a non-negotiable
Has chest hair – another non-negotiable
Loves the same music as me
Is nice to his mom
Lets me read aloud to him in the car

Con’s
Feeds his cats wet stinky food
Falls asleep during movies
Wants to fuck every day (just kidding, that’s a pro)
Takes forever to make coffee
Is an “over the roll” T.P. guy
Hasn’t done cocaine