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OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. or OMFG, as the kids say, which doesn’t land nearly as well IMHO. We are ENGAGED. I swear to god, though, I almost killed you because when you were all, “I have to talk to you about something …” and then “… we’ve only been together for three months …” I was convinced you were going to say, “I know we’ve only been together for three months, but our time is coming to an end because … I’m dying.” Like WTF!? I thought I was going to be giving you sympathy head for the next 5 days but thank GODDESS that didn’t end up being the case. Now I’m giving you engagement head instead 👀