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When we were in the waiting room holding tight for our Covid shots, I saw that your jacket was on the floor and for a tiny moment, I thought, “How could I be with someone who’s OK with putting their jacket back on after it’s been on the FLOOR OF A PHARMACY IN A SAFEWAY!?!?!? I mean, Safeway is already a cesspool. Their pharmacy? Absolutely a breeding ground for the black plague. I thought about burning the jacket but ended up fucking you instead.