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I know we’re joking a lot about Momo Driver Maloney but I really do hope I’m pregnant because:
1. I’m ready to move into my pregnant fashion era. Like, I’m already shopping for elastic waistband joggers online.
2. Pregnant porn start titties are great for business.
3. We kind of have to have a kid. We have four pets between the two of us and I feel like we’re starting to move into “crazy cat people” territory – not that that’s a bad thing; don’t cancel me, people of the internet.
3. I need an excuse to knit lots of cute, tiny things.
4. I really feel like what’s missing in my grad program is a baby. Babies make everything better.
5. Our holiday photos would be unhinged.
6. Porn star titties.
7. Tiny clothes.
8. Momo.